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Well I thought it was funny
To Opposing Correspondent, My Reply in Sonnet
Dear attorney, I have read your letter,
in which my clients you attacked.
Really, sir, you should know better
than allegations containing neither law nor fact.
In the beginning there was Chaos. Then my children were born and Chaos slunk slowly away in shame.
In the beginning, there was chaos. And the Mom said, “Let there be pants”, and there were pants. And the Mom saw that the pants were good.
