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Elf on The Shelf: Santa’s NARC or Tool of Future Dystopian Overlords?
Trigger Warning: Elf-lovers should not read.
The Elf on the Shelf is a creepy elf-doll that parents use to manipulate their kids into being on their best behavior in December and to teach their kids that parents are liars.
 To Opposing Correspondent, My Reply in Sonnet
Dear attorney, I have read your letter,
in which my clients you attacked.
Really, sir, you should know better
than allegations containing neither law nor fact.
EveryVoiceNC 